Libertarian Librarian

The local radio guys (Bob and Brian so totally rock!) have been reading Chuck Norris facts on the air lately. They are hilarious-- and 108% true and accurate!

Here's a sampling:

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are lots and lots more here.

Enjoy-- just don't let Chuck Norris catch you screwing around.

Labels: Entertainment, Miscellaneous