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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Another Scientologist Under Death Sentence

Controversial Iranian President Mahmood Ahmadinejad, who is not related to Arnorld Horshack, today issued a fatwah calling for the death of John Travolta. Somewhat surprisingly, the fatwah calling for the killing of Travolta was not related to Travolta's conversion to scientology. Instead, Ahmadinejad decried Travolta's "unnatural livestyle and infatuation with rodents" as the reason for the issuance of the fatwah.

Ahbadinejad then referenced this photo as proof of Travolta's "flaunting of Allah's will." Though the koala bear is technically a marsupial, rather than a rodent, no one at the press conference brought this point to president's attention.

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