Libertarian Librarian

With the possible exception of tc, I think we can all agree that Hollywood is hopelessly liberal. Such is life. It is also home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. So, combine those two things and you get... the top-20 (ran out of time) most beautiful left-wing moonbats. And, in keeping with my new policy of shamelessly courting male readers with pictures of women in scanty attire, I shall attempt to find pictures to include for all of our winners. The contestants got points for both their level of nuttiness and their level of good looksiness:

20) Barbara Streisand.

Babs probably shouldn't be on this list, but what left-wing nutjob list would be complete without her?

19) Linda Ronstadt.

Looks were only ever good, but anyone who lauds Michael Moore as an American Patriot is way up there on the Left-wing Whackjob chart.

18) Kirsten Dunst.

Truly a gorgeous woman, but her left-wing whackiness is still fairly fledgling at this point-- which isn't surprising since she's quite young.

17) Jennifer Anniston.

Beautiful woman, but her whackjobiness just doesn't get her into the upper realms of this list-- mostly it's confined to hating Bush.

16) Jennifer Garner.

Apparently only donated to the Democratic party, but her looks still get her onto this list.

15) Sheryl Crow.

I can never put her too far up this list, because there was a time in her career when I thought she looked a lot like Tom Petty. Not lately, though.

14) Kate Hudson.

She's Goldie Hawn's kid... so it should be no surprise that she's attractive and liberal.

13)Julia Roberts.

She must have been hanging around Richard Gere too much to come up with this quote, "Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant... I looked up Democrat. It's of the people, by the people, for the people."

12) Madonna.

A decade or so ago, she'd be higher, but past good looks, and present whackjobiness get her this high.

11) Heather Thomas.

She believes the media is too right-wing. That, and her breasts, get her automatic inclusion.

10) Maggie Gyllenhall.

Not as good looking as some of those she's ahead of, but this quote: "'Because I think America has done reprehensible things and is responsible in some way [for being attacked on 9/11] and so I think the delicacy with which it's dealt allows that to sort of creep in,' she added." Gets you a big bump up the list.

9)Gwyneth Paltrow.

Quote: "I think George Bush is such an embarrassment to America in the way that he doesn't take the rest of the world into consideration. And it all seems to be for him and his friends to keep getting richer at the expense of a nation, at the expense of the environment. It's like a full scale assault on the environment."

8) Uma Thurman.

Has a long litany of anti-Bush quotes, and is well-renowned for her liberal views.

7)Susan Sarandon.

The depth of her left-wingedness gets her this high, and back in the day, she was pretty darn good looking.

6) Jane Fonda.

See Susan Sarandon, above.

5) The Dixie Chicks.

I think the picture pretty well sums it up. And there's three left-wing nutjobs for the price of one, here.

4) Jessica Lange

Lovely woman. Stupid quotes.

3) Sarah Jane.

Lent her support, and image, to PETA.

2) Pamela Anderson.

She's an outspoken supporter of PETA. And, well, she's Pam Anderson. 'Nuff said.

1) Cameron Diaz.

If you live in Wisconsin and have heard Bob and Brian's interview with Cameron shortly before the 2000 election, you know why she's number 1. If not... bummer for you. But trust me, she a leftwing nutjob.

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