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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Poll finds Bush only slightly more popular than Satan

LL News Line: Sources within Libertarian Librarian have reason to believe that a new ABC/CBS/BBC/QWERTY news poll will show President George Bush to be only slightly more popular than the devil himself. A high administration source within the ABC/CBS... well, you know, has confirmed for Libertarian Librarian that Bush received only a 5% favorability rating compared to a 3% rating for Lucifer, consumer of all souls*. The source speculated that the reason for Bush's huge unfavorability rating was due to the War in Iraq, his efforts to reform Social Security, his inability to say the word nuclear, and those big honkin' ears of his.

*1500 people responded to the following question: Who would you rather have over for dinner, Jesus, Mother Theresa, Pope John Paul II, George Bush or Satan? Margin of error is +/- 4%.


He would do much better if he changed his name to Adonis Norway.
Then again, you would be stuck with Holmes United States.
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Hunk Yemen
One of you brainy conservatives out there needs to explain to me why we invaded Iraq. In middle school they taught me that America would never invade a country that hadn't attacked us, but now we have.

Why was that again? As I recall, it had something to do with some miss-information about WMD. Yet, I can't help but conclude that we invaded Iraq because we could.
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