A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library. ~Shelby Foote

Friday, March 18, 2005

Ward Churchill and Gloria Steinem-- separated at birth!

Okay, I missed the Bison Porn scoop, but I GOT this one!

Breaking News


March 16, 2005: Inside sources at the Libertarian Librarian have uncovered incontrovertible proof that Ward Churchill is the younger brother of feminist activist Gloria Steinem. One need only compare these two photos:


Spooky, huh?

There is no confirmation that Anthony Zerbe, who played Matthias in the 1971 Charlton Heston film The Omega Man, is also a member of this family. But considering this:

the possibility can not be ruled out. Rest assured the crack staff here at Libertarian Librarian will be working overtime to determine if the cult-like figure of Matthias is in any way related to the erstwhile Steinem/Churchill siblings. Investigations are also underway to determine just where exactly they got those sunglasses.

UPDATE: Welcome Lucianne readers, thanks for stopping by! Please poke around a bit and leave me your thoughts if you'd like-- in particular, check out the discussion of a possible alternative candidate to whomever the donkeys and elephants throw out there in '08.

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Posted by: Nick W. / 8:10 AM
Comments:
We're talking family values here.

Sissy Willis
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Congrats on your LucianneLanche! :)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:12 AM
 
Zerbe was in fact in The Omega Man but Matthia was the black dude
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:19 AM
 
ROFLOL That reminds me of the movie Tootsie where Tootsie claims, "For I am not Emily Kimberly ..."
# posted by Blogger Kitty : 5:23 AM
 
Have you read, This Beats Working for a Living, by an Anonymous Professor? Y'all ought to read it to get a little insight in the academy. ExProfessor
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:21 AM
 
"Anonymous" is incorrect. Anthony Zerbe's character in "The Omega Man" was indeed named Matthias, who was a media talking head of the Dan Rather sort before the plague hit, afterwards becoming the leader of the mutant zombie gang.

Cave Bear
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:02 AM
 
Also check out the similarities between the triplets separated at birth:
James Carville, Cokie Roberts... and yes... an alien!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:17 AM
 
Thanks everyone for stopping by. Funny how a post made several months ago can suddenly be reinvigorated by one link. Verily, the internet is a crazy and wonderful thing.
# posted by Blogger Nick W. : 9:49 AM
 
And the character the Anthony Zerbe was named matthais and the character was in fact, a TV commentator-journalist.

Coincidence? I think not!


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# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:39 AM
 
Is it not amazing how far really bad manners can take a psychopath here in America? No talent, amplified by a double-clutched tongue, provides the impetus for careers in this swirling Age Of Celebration. Hype and Bally-Hoo substitute for actual production of value and worth. How can anyone pretend boredom, when the Whole World clamors for ATTENTION?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:21 PM
 
Another possibility:

here.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:17 PM
 
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